Sing along, if you know the tune!

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all…

Randolph the Tasty Reindeer
so delicious to the Eskimos
And when they do roast him
this month’s meal they’d propose:

All of the other reindeer
are considered culinarily lame
But not our delicious Randolph,
Join us for some reindeer game!

Because, one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say:
“Randolph with your coat so bright
won’t you be our dinner tonight?”

And how the Gastros loved him
And they shouted out with glee
“Randolph the Tasty Reindeer
You’ll go down in history!”

Nauts, I think you all know what’s in store…. Eskimo tacos and reindeer sliders, of course! Just like they serve in the North Pole when times get a little tough. So come all ye faithful, and join us at Palo Santo for a un-holiday celebration.